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[paean]

Dear Alfalfa. Thank you for being pretty, since you came in the “certified weed free” soil we bought, and by the time I realized you were not yet another ornamental Mr. Paean had planted as part of his grand scheme to plant only non matching flowering plants to see which ones he likes best, you had put down 4 feet tap roots. I will enjoy you being mixed with all the other flowers in perpetuity. Sincerely yours, the weeder.

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[paean]

And if only I had farm animals, I could use it for feed! At least its nothing toxic or itchy.